Fuckoffee

The name sets the tone — cheeky, unpretentious and very much its own thing — but the coffee is the serious part: a single origin, organic and fairtrade Arabica from the highlands of Papua New Guinea, poured here for nearly two decades. This Bermondsey/Waterloo spot opens early and runs into the evening, with outdoor seating, dogs welcome, wheelchair-accessible facilities throughout and budget-friendly prices. A proudly inclusive spirit and a sideline in cheeky merch round out a place that never takes itself too seriously — except about the beans.